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First and foremost, I’m not telling you to start using the Tinder dating app. Not a chance in hell that I’d suggest doing that right of the bat, especially when there are plenty of other horny locals using dating apps that actually work out there today. However, I’m sure you have questions about Tinder just like so many others out there. Well, the good news is that I’ve got the answers to your questions.

Tinder App Questions Users Have

When the internet became popular, online dating quickly became the leading way to hook up with singles in your area who are looking for a relationship or just a fling. The rise of casual dating sites gave us a place where there was no confusion and we could have casual sex without worrying about wondering whether the other person wanted a commitment or not.

Well, there is one casual dating platform that has risen above most others and become the go-to casual dating platform. Some believe that platform is the wildly popular hookup app known as Tinder. I personally don’t believe that but I’m not here to argue about that. If you are still not sure about what to expect from Tinder, here are some answers to questions you may have.

Questions About Tinder That You Need Answered

Here are the most common questions that people ask me about Tinder and using the app in general. Like I said, I would not personally suggest using Tinder, but those that want to do so, I cannot stop you from taking action. SO…here is some Q & A stuff that you need to understand better.

Does Tinder only work for hooking up or can you find a date as well?

Most of the men and women on Tinder are looking for casual sex, but that does not mean that all of them are. The more popular and widely used the app becomes, the more people use it for other things besides finding someone to have sex with. It is now possible to go on Tinder and find a friend or even someone to date and have a relationship. It all depends on where you search and who is online at any given time. Women will almost always let you know their intentions in their profile.

Why do women use Tinder?

If you want to know exactly what a women’s intentions are when she is using the app, all you have to do is look at her profile. They know that Tinder is mostly for hooking up. If that’s not what they are there for, they will be sure to indicate it clearly in their profile. Whether you are looking for a committed relationship, a fuck friend, or a one night stand, you should always check their profile thoroughly before proceeding with correspondence.

Is Tinder as effective for men as it is with women?

Men are not permitted to message any women on Tinder unless the woman swipes right on them first. This might make you wonder how effective it is for men because they seem to be at a disadvantage. It’s a better place for men than you think. There are so many women in their database that there ends up being a wide range of tastes and sensibilities. The more women you swipe right on, the higher your chances of finding a match and having the opportunity to approach them to hook up. Now, with other more effective apps, you’ll find that quantity doesn’t matter much. It’s all about connecting, messaging, and meeting to bang.

What do you want to get out of your Tinder Experience?

The answer to this question should be clearly indicated in your profile. As mentioned above, women make their intentions clear so there is no confusion among the guys who show interest in them. You should do the same thing. If you are just looking for casual sex, you probably don’t have to say anything. If you’re looking for something less or something more, make it obvious in your profile. No one likes to waste time chit chatting with tire kickers all day long.

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What Text Messages Mean (Everything You Must Know)

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We all get text messages, but when you get one and don’t know what it means, that’s when you’re in big trouble. Almost everyone in modern society has a mobile phone that keeps them connected with family and friends, but we surprisingly don’t make calls as our main form of communication. Lots of people simply prefer to text others. Some like to send dirty texts while others like to send nude photos even!

Sorry to get excited there, but this can be convenient when contacting someone who is not available. You can just send them a text and they get back to you when they are free. The problem with texts is that they are often misunderstood. Most often, it’s because you can’t see someone’s facial expressions and the nuances of conversation.

What Text Messages Mean From Girls

Some are well aware of the ambiguity of text and use it to be cryptic so they won’t have to come out and say what they really mean. This may come as a shocker but guess what, girls do this A LOT. They give short responses, and you are left wondering what the true meaning is. Well, wonder no more. I have put together a series of texts you might see from a girl and I will tell you what each one really means.

Text Messages And What They Really Mean In Context

Here are some of the simple text messages that you likely get from women over the course of the day or week. Take note, because not knowing them can really screw things up, including your dating life and hookup chances.

“I’ll be there soon. I hit some traffic.” – This probably means that she’s still in front of the mirror fixing her make-up and hair. She’s probably half way through her third hairstyle. Hopefully, you’re waiting at a restaurant that has a bar. Get a drink at the bar and nurse it. Soon means at least 45 minutes.

“Are you awake?” – This is almost always a good sign and you should prepare for some steamy late night sex. Worst case scenario; she wants to talk to you about her problems. Either way, it could turn into a sexual situation if you play your cards right.

She sends a selfie – If she only sends you a picture of herself, that’s a good sign. It means she wants to get your attention and she wants you to think about her. The sexier the selfie, the more likely you are to be on the right track. Make sure it’s not fake before replying. Send her one back, just don’t out-sexy her.

Suggestive emojis – This can be good or bad. She could just be goofing around or this could possibly be a sign of immaturity and this is the only way she can express her sexuality.

“Hi” – This is particularly annoying whether it’s her opening message or a response. At best, it’s not a very interesting text. If it’s a response to your text; she’s showing a clear lack of interest.

“????” – Unless you’re deliberately trying to ignore her; this text means that she’s impatient. If this text is a direct follow-up to one she just sent 5 minutes ago, it’s a sign that she’s not very mature or self-assured.

“Who is she?” – This text is not good, no matter how you look at it. If you’ve been a bad boy, this means you’re caught. If you’re with a girl that’s neurotic and jealous, this means that she’s been stalking your social media and she’s mad because you hit on a female friend’s photo. Never a good situation and thankfully only one that you need to deal with if you’re in a serious relationship. This problem rarely happens on Uberhorny.com.

No response – There is always a possibility that no response is a very bad sign. Don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Give her a few minutes. She might legitimately be away from her phone.

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Slide In The DM: Things To Send Direct To Girls You Want

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I’m a huge fan of putting in the work upfront. That means I put in work to slide in the DM on the regular. It’s just part of my strategy and I think you’ll agree with me when I say it’s become a necessity of dating today. Much like standard dating, making a good first impression is crucial when you are dating on the internet. If you are approaching a pretty girl on an online dating site, she probably has tons of guys messaging her as well. It’s important that you stand out from the rest, but it’s also important that you approach her in a way that is genuine and not an act because she will eventually see through it. Here are some samples of direct message openers to make a good first impression, no matter what kind of guy you are.

If you are approaching a pretty girl on an online dating site, she probably has tons of guys messaging her as well. It’s important that you stand out from the rest, but it’s also important that you approach her in a way that is genuine and not an act. If not, she will eventually see through it all. That means putting forth the effort to DM girls in a genuine manner. Good thing for you, I’ve got just the tips for you! Here are some samples of direct message openers to make a good first impression, no matter what kind of guy you are.

Slide In The DM With These Messaging Tips

Here are some samples of direct message openers to make a good first impression, no matter what kind of guy you are.

Show You’re A Sensitive Guy

Girls like sensitive guys, so try these lines out for size…

You are the most interesting and stunning girl I’ve seen online in a while. I hope you don’t mind that I tell you that.
Sometimes I feel so deeply for all the sadness in the world that I just want to go on a hugging tour. Can I start with you?

Go From Zero To Flirt (One Message)

Flirt your way into her panties. I’ve been doing this for years and it works like a charm! Every day I’m flirting, simple as that.

I won’t say anything cheesy like telling you how beautiful you are. Never mind, I just did.
You can seduce me if you like, but I can tell you now it’s not necessary. I’m hooked.

Show Confidence

So, where are we going to go on our first date? I know this great little restaurant downtown and we can go dancing after.
I’m sure you were about to message me, so I decided to beat you to it. What’s up?

But Be Humble

I don’t know what I did to deserve to come across you, but I’m not going to question it. Let’s talk.
You’re way too hot for me, but I decided to write you anyway. What’s up?

Show That You’re Interested In Politics

Some people lean to either the right or the left, but I think both parties have a lot to apologize for. What do you think?
Our government has become a circus. I’m tired of everyone fighting. Let’s enjoy each other’s company and forget all about it for a while.

Deep Thoughts

Have you ever wondered what would happen if we could unlock even 1% more of our brain capacity?
Are we alone in this universe or is there life in other galaxies? Let’s get together and talk about it.

Current Events Knowledge

Did you see the latest developments in Canada? I don’t think they’re too keen on handing out visas to all these Americans who suddenly want move there.
Why are so many people freaking out about who goes to the bathroom where? Unisex bathrooms have been a thing for years.

Show You’re A Masculine Man

I’ll be honest with you, I watch sports, lift weights, and drink beer. I thought you should know before we go out.
I don’t usually talk about my feelings, but I’m willing to make an exception for you.

Show You Have Coin

Would you like to meet me at the Radiohead concert tonight? I can have a car pick you up.
I was going to ask if you wanted to go out on my new boat, but I think we better get to know each other first.

Now, those are all examples of things you can DM girls if you want to eventually hook up with them or connect virtually at a minimum. Any questions, fire away!

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Reasons To Get Ripped Using Internet Dating Sites

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I’ve already covered some information related to health, foods and your sex life. Today I’m going to dive into things a bit more. Specifically, I’m here to talk to you about getting ripped. There are a million articles all over the internet that outline strategies for getting dates on online dating sites, but few of them will tell you that you can bypass many of these sure-fire ways of hooking up online by simply having a ripped body.

If you have a ripped body, the world is your oyster, and that includes the world of internet dating. Trust me, I’m in decent shape these days since putting in a lot of time to get in shape. It’s done wonders for my success using my favorite dating site and I believe the combo is part of the reason why I’ve had so much success.

Reasons You Need To Get Ripped While Dating Online

Reasons You Need To Get Ripped If Actively Dating Online

I’m going to do my best to keep this as clear and concise as possible. In order to do so, I’ve decided to present all the information you need in a compartmentalized manner, starting with why you need to get ripped…

You will get more attention from girls – This is obvious. Guys with ripped bodies get automatic attention from girls. They can’t help it.
The attention works wonders for your self-esteem – The more girls notice you, the more confidence you will develop. The only thing more attractive than a ripped body is confidence.
Girls will make the first move – Many girls will begin to make the effort to talk to you first, instead of the other way around.
Closing the deal will become more effortless – You won’t have to work as hard to move through the stages of picking up a girl and you will get her in bed faster.
Your dating prowess will improve – All this attention and improved success with dating will give you practice and you will get better and better at it.

Diet

Here’s what you need to know about dieting if you want to get shredded in your midsection area.

Drink a lot of water – Drinking a lot of water will improve all your body functions, keep toxins out of your system, and make you less likely to get sick.
Nutrition is key – Cut out all sweets and avoid snacking. Eat plenty of vegetables and confine your meat eating to fish and lean meats.
Take vitamins and supplements – This will boost the effectiveness of diet and exercise and help you achieve and maintain overall health.
Eat smaller portions – Eat more meals in a day, but make them all much smaller than what you are used to. With smaller portions, you can increase your meals from 3 to 6 per day.

Exercise Your Body

Cardio – This type of exercise keeps your heart pumping, gives you energy, and makes your muscles lean and strong. I prefer to do cardio first thing in the morning. You too should do all your cardio early in the day and do muscle training later in the day (if possible).
Keep up the intensity – When working on both cardio and strength, go at it hard. Don’t over-exert yourself. Increase your effort slowly and pay attention to how much your body can take.
Exercise in the morning – It’s best to get most of your exercise done early, especially cardio. Exercising before you eat will maximize the results, burn fat, and give you more energy.

Exercise Your Mind

Concentration – Music helps keep you focused when exercising. Keeping your mind focused on the task at hand is crucial.
Meditation – This has many benefits on both your mind and body. It helps you stay relaxed and relieves stress. It will also help with concentration and motivation. 30 minutes of meditation a day will do wonders for your life in general.
Perseverance – Don’t stop. Keep driving forward. Each time you stop, it will be harder to get going again and negatively affect your mind and confidence in yourself.

Now, this will make you want to improve your physical well-being. I’m sure of it! There’s a good chance you might never bang as many girls as you could should you decide to not take any action.

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Foods That Boost Sex Drive And Stamina

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There are some foods that are known for helping boost stamina in the bedroom as well as jump-start your sexual appetite. I’m no chef, but I know which foods you should and shouldn’t consume if you want to have super sex! I’ll tell you the ones that I personally suggest consuming.

Foods that boost sex drive

List of Foods To Boost Your Sex Drive

Here’s a simple list of foods that you can think about consuming should you want to increase your sex drive and stamina in the bedroom. I eat all of these foods and can 100% attest that they do in fact work.

Watermelon

Guess what, watermelon contains a ton of lycopene as well as citrulline. These two ingredients help with blood circulation and getting hard. That’ll help keep any girl happy in the bedroom.

Avocado

Avocados are very good fats. They contain lots of unsaturated fats, which can help keep your heart healthy. A healthy heart is essential if you want to have great sex. Keeping your blood pumping to all the right places is definitely important!

Oysters

I’m sure you know this already, but oysters are the world’s strongest aphrodisiac. They contain a ton of zinc and are considered to be basically natural Viagra. Take your Uberhorny date out to a nice oyster bar and she’ll be wanting to have sex with you soon after.

Strawberry

Did you know that strawberries were helpful in boosting your libido? It’s all due to the excessive vitamin C and B. I tend to add some chocolate and fee them to women that I get in my hotel room. They love this type of treatment, trust me on that!

Dark Chocolate

Another common sex driver is dark chocolate. If you didn’t know, dark chocolate contains phenylethylamine which can assist in releasing endorphins. Eating dark chocolate can help boost your excitement level for sure and it makes having sex much better.

Red Wine

Red wine contains something known as nitric oxide. The nitric oxide does a great job in improving blood flow as well as helping you relax a bit. The main thing that you want to remember is to not drink too much. Doing so can cause a major hangover and headache!

If you feel as though you have a low sex drive, then I suggest that you include these foods into your diet. I’ve been doing so for years and it really makes a huge difference.

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How To Be More Confident When Dating Online

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If you want to successfully date locals online, then you need to be confident enough to do so. Unfortunately, there are people in this world who are not happy with their position in life, so they judge others to make themselves feel better. If you are at the receiving end of the judging, it doesn’t feel good. Too many people let this kind of judgment rule them. They often make the mistake of letting it affect how they see themselves. This can have multiple negative implications on the way you interact with people and even how successful you are in your life. Guess what, it can impact your dating life big time!

I’m going to discuss some ways that you can counter this type of behavior and stay focused on yourself rather than what others think of you. If you follow this advice, you will be a much happier and more confident person because of it.

How To Be More Confident

Tips For Becoming More Confident (Ultimately Boosting Your Online Dating Success)

Here are some of the most important things that you need understand if you want to be more confident. The answers are not what you may think. Here are the things that you need to know…

Love Your Flaws

The first thing that you need to realize is that no one is perfect and you shouldn’t try to be. There are plenty of local horny singles that don’t care to go on dates with perfect people. Don’t beat yourself up for making a mistake or making a wrong decision to connect with someone that sees your flaws. If someone points out your flaws, you must realize that they have just as many flaws as you do and they are pointing fingers at you so they can feel better about themselves. This realization alone can help you embrace your imperfections and develop a better attitude about yourself and your flaws may even improve. I always tell people to not give a crap about what other people think.

Advantages and Disadvantages of Caring

If you really sit down and think about the good and bad things that come with caring what people think, you will realize that there are absolutely no advantages. That couldn’t hold more true with people you are meeting online for sex. No one is running your life but you and the more merit you give to other people’s perception of you, the more you will stray from the person that you are. Make a list of the disadvantages and you will see that it is a long one and that letting other people dictate your worth will only hurt you.

People Who Judge Are Exposing Their Weaknesses

Have you ever heard the expression, “haters gonna hate”? It is very likely that your haters despise themselves more than they do you. The only reason they are judging you is because they are afraid to turn that judgment on themselves. Don’t allow yourself to be a tool for someone to feel better about themselves. No one who is a positive person will ever judge you or criticize you, so what good does it do to listen to these people? Haters gonna hate and that’s just the way it is.

Know What You Want And Stay Focused

The best way to silence the haters is to be successful and enlightened. They may not stop hating on you, but they will certainly make themselves look petty and miserable. If someone is hating on you even though you are motivated and focused on your goals; you’re probably doing something right and they are letting you know how jealous they are. Either way, their opinion of you does not matter.

Look the bottom line is this, do whatever you can to avoid haters, whether they are the same sex or opposite sex. There are far too many people out there in this world looking to have sex today. Want to show all the haters that you’re a boss? Go out there and find a hot tall girl to go on a date with. You’ll get looks like never before.

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Do Girls Really Like Shy Guys (In General)?

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Women in general are more attracted to men that are outgoing and open. However, that’s not to say the shy guy doesn’t have a chance of getting laid. Did you know that almost 50% of the individuals living in the United States are shy?

Most people have an insecure feeling that makes them feel intensely shy. You can do lots of things to meet women if you’re shy. It’s important to showcase your strengths more than anything. I’m going to help you figure this all out right now, but first, let’s answer the question…

Do Girls Like Shy Guys?

Find Out If Girls Like Shy Guys

The answer to this question is simple…YES, girls like shy guys. Most girls may not admit that fact, but they really do. Did you know that girls who are typically attracted to outgoing men secretly like shy guys…

It’s possible that girls like shy guys because it’s more of a challenge to score them. Well, If you’re a guy, then I’m going to give you some tips to on how to connect with girls enough to possibly bang.

Make Eye Contact

If you want to attract a girl, then you must make eye contact with them. Once you do, hold the contact for a few seconds. In the event that she gives you facial recognition then you’re in luck. If you think she’s totally not interested, then you need to look away and forget about it.

Good Posture

Your posture matters, especially when you’re shy. Shy guys should always stand and sit with confidence. If you pose confidently, then there’s a good chance that you’ll feel more confident as a direct result. If you want better posture, then you should workout more.

Use Your Brain

Shy guys must use their brain if they want to connect with hot local girls. Thinkers make women think and that in itself seems to turn women on like never before. It’s rare that women meet men that are uber intelligent that use their brains. Today you need to show that you’ve got brains if you want to mack it with hot women, especially if you’re shy AF.

Ask Questions

Shy guys need to muscle up and ask questions to girls. Shy men that don’t ask questions aren’t going to get horny girls. Whether you’re extremely shy or just partially shy, you need to get up the courage to ask questions. Don’t be a creep but ask simple questions that help spark the conversation.

These are the basics that shy guys need to think about when attempting to meet women. Should you choose to not do any of them, then you’re going to hook up with less women. Simple as that really.

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The New Dating Rules of Today

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Guess what? It’s a new year and new day and there are new rules to the game today. Gone are the days of basic matchmaking. Anyone that’s still practicing old school dating tactics is losing out big time. Those that have made shifts to the new age are far more likely to get some action in the bedroom. Don’t worry, I’ll tell you everything that’s changed or I’ll try my best to do so…

New Dating Rules of 2017

Simple New Dating Rules of Today

These are the most important new age dating rules to understand this year. If you want to get lucky today then you best think about these things…

Mobile Dating Today

It’s all about the mobile dating and nothing more really today. So many users have abandoned their desktop computers completely. Heck, some of the new age apps don’t even work on a desktop. Ain’t that something! If you’re not using the Uber horny app then you’re leaving plenty of horny members hanging. That’s all I’m saying.

Sexting

Honestly, thank god this is in style because I love sending text messages to girls! It used to be known as dirty talking but that’s a thing of the past. Sending sext messages is the way to go these days.

Many Partners

In the good old days many people would date one person and call it a day. Those days are long gone. It’s officially acceptable for you to date multiple people these days. In the event that you don’t like that, then you need to join Christian Mingle or something, sorry.

Video Dating

People are going on virtual dates these days and they are doing it completely nude. Do not be afraid to connect with someone for a nude chat.

I remember way back when someone invented the VHS recorded intro for dating services. That was a big deal back in the day. Look how far we’ve come. It’s pretty incredible, to say the least!

Skipping Dinner

It’s perfectly normal today to skip dinner and dive right into drinks and sex. I’ve done this on multiple occasions and it seems like some women actually respect that you value their time enough to not take up too much of it. Sometimes I just give her the hotel room number and have her meet me upstairs. LOL, that’s acceptable AF today!

Well, that’s what this year has to offer for you today. If you have any questions, let me know and I’ll do my best to answer them! In the meantime, I’m going to try and connect with some locals to smash tonight.

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Houston Superbowl LI – Party Hookup Tips

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I’ve been known to enjoy football and with the Superbowl just right around the corner, I’ve never been more excited. No, I’m not a Patriots fan really. In fact, the only thing I like about Tom Brady is his smoking hot wife! However, I absolutely love football and a Superbowl party is the perfect opportunity to hookup with someone. I’ll give you some insight as to how you can accomplish this task. It’s not as tough as it sounds.

Superbowl LI Party Tips

Simple Superbowl Party Hookup Tips Proven To Work

What I’m about to share with you couldn’t possibly get any easier. This is, in fact, perfect timing for hooking up with someone. If you play your cards right, you might score a touchdown yourself that night. Find out what you need to do to make that happen!

Pre-Game Drinking

Start off with inviting people over early in the day to pre-game with you. The more drinking you get in while the game isn’t on, the better. During game time, people will be glued to their TVs and they won’t want to flirt with you. You’ve gotta prime them up for some action early.

Tells Friends To Tell Friends

I’m sure you know what friends with benefits is all about right? Well, if your friends invite their friends, then you might be able to make a strong connection with them.

Perhaps strong enough to establish an FWB relationship with one or two. This works and it’s always a good idea. The more people the better.

Have Plenty of Food

If people are drinking then you need to feed them. Once the booze and food disappear, people are going to want to leave. You absolutely want to avoid that, so stock your fridge accordingly.

Contests and Games

I personally always have games in play for this special day. It allows you to connect with people and communicate more.

Sometimes it’s even good to include a contest or two just be sure to keep it fun for all. Making girls mad because they lost isn’t going to get your dick wet, trust me.

Make It About The Event

Your job as the host is to make the party about the event and people at it. Don’t selfishly focus on the game. Instead, spend time hanging out with friends and new people and make sure they are comfortable. Hospitable hosts do get laid more.

Follow these simple rules and you are bound to get your trophy booty at the end of the night.

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How To Keep Yourself Awake After Partying All Night

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I’ve had plenty of all-nighters in my day. The partying can be super fun but staying up all night long can be dreadful the following day. Keeping yourself awake after going hard for 24 hours is next to impossible. That is if you don’t put forth the effort to do so. If you’re in college, then I’m sure you’re planning on meeting some of the girls on campus to get drunk all night long. I dig it and I’m with you but you better know how to keep yourself awake the following day. You wanna play you gotta pay. Here’s are some tips for keeping yourself awake after a hard night of boozing and banging.

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Tips To Help Stay Awake After Partying All Night: Do Cold Showers Help?

First off, I am not a doctor so this advice shouldn’t be taken as medical advice. It’s best to go to bed versus partying until the sun rises. Now that I got that out of the way, here are some tips for you.

Proper Mindset

The first thing you need to do is convince yourself that this is, in fact, doable. Staying awake is relatively easy so long as you convince yourself that you can do it. If not, you might be setting yourself up for failure. Don’t let that happen.

Get Blood Moving

You’ll want to do whatever you can to get the blood moving in your system. That means going for a jog or walk. Don’t do anything that is too strenuous unless you think you can handle it. After all, you’re probably tired from smashing that college booty all night long. You can get a light workout in at the gym but nothing crazy Hulkamania.

Cold Showers

The only thing that’s better than cold pizza after partying all night is a cold shower. The ice cold water can provide a quick boost in energy for those daring enough to partake in it.

Eat A Good Meal

You definitely need solid food in your system if you want to survive the day. Get rid of all that shitty junk food and go for some natural foods such as fruits, veggies, and protein. I recommend crushing a rib eye steak with some crunchy veggies and a salad. That meal always gives me super human powers (so I think like to think). Eating healthy is something that you should be doing anyway if you’re dating.

Stay Busy

The second that you begin to remain in the same spot or get bored, then you’re in for some hard times the rest of the day. Staying busy helps keep your mind off the fact that you’re so tired.

H20 aka Water

Put down the Pabst Blue Ribbon or any alcohol for that matter and pick up a bottle of water. Actually, crush 5 bottles of water. This will help reduce the fatigue levels.

These may help you get through the day but I’d suggest not making too much of a habit out of it. This type of all night partying isn’t healthy for you. If you want to hook up with lots of girls you need to stay healthy. Simple as that bro!