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Okay, I normally don’t share things other than my personal experiences on this site but I couldn’t resist sharing this guys profile. He broke the ultimate rule of online dating and that’s creating a really bad dating profile. This guy took things to new heights and he did so using the infamous Autocomplete from Google. Yup, you guessed it! It was pretty ridiculous.

Guy Creates A Bad Dating Profile Using Autocomplete

First off, the guy that did this is known on Twitter as TechnicallyRon. I have no idea why on Earth he would have done this unless it was for some PR stunt. What I can say is that it is a prime example as to why you need to hand type and put real thought into your online dating profile.

Apparently, Autocomplete had this guy “living in a shed” and being “born in the dark.” One thing that it did do fairly successfully was present things that he enjoyed. That is, assuming that he enjoys taking long walks on the beach and spending time with turtles. He also put down that he likes dogs and likes to party.

Oh but it gets much better! According to Autocomplete, his ideal partner is someone that is addicted to booze who can fix his car. It goes on and on here people. Here’s the screenshot of the profile that he set up.

Guys, I’m telling you one last time. If you’re desperately seeking to get laid, do not make the idiotic move of posting an Autocomplete profile. It’s bound to not get you anywhere other than a few good laughs from some nerds and Internet folks.

TechnicallyRon, I have a shitload of respect for you just because you helped point out how important this aspect of dating really is. Had you not done this then none of us would know how seriously important it is for us to describe our wants and needs when it comes to getting laid. In basic terms that mean just be honest and write a normal dating profile if you want to find women to have sex with.

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Dress For Success In Order To Get Laid

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If you want to get laid on your Uberhorny date then you best dress for success. Yes, this rule applies not just for a shitty job that you can’t wait to get out of on a daily basis. It also applies to dating and especially first dates. If you want to get lucky and actually score, you can’t do so if you’re dressed like a douchebag or grub. You need to dress the part to play the part. These few basic fashion tips should help you get lucky.

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Four ‘Dress For Success’ Tips For Your Sex Date

I’m going to cut to the chase here and get all this out so you can spend time looking for women and setting up your dates instead of wasting time reading this. I’ll keep it short and sweet so pay attention if you want to get lucky on your upcoming dates.

Don’t Underdress

It is always better to overdress than show up underdressed. If you’re trying to hook up and you show up in some shitty old jeans and a ripped tee shirt, I can guarantee you’re not getting laid. Now, on the other hand, if you look like you actually care about your body and you dress sharp for your date, you’ll be taken more seriously and there’s a good chance that will be a turn-on for her.

Wear a Timepiece

There are a few things that women notice on a guy. One of those things is your watch. If you’re not wearing a watch, it’s not the end of the world. However, if you have a nice watch I’d recommend that you put it on before you leave the house. It shows a woman that you’ve got some class and that you’re not afraid to spend your money on nice things. She should expect to get something nice too, like your D inside her. LOL

Easy on the Cologne

Okay, this one is serious. If you spell like you took a bath in your Drakkar before you walk out the door, you better turn the fuck around and take a shower. That’s the last thing any new woman wants, a headache from the fumes of your shitty cologne. Use it sparingly and you’ll have better luck.

Forget The Tie

If you’re going on a date with a woman and you’re going out for dinner and drinks, unless it’s a really fancy place, leave your tie at home. If it’s the Grammy’s or Oscars then you can wear a tie. Other than that, forget about it. You’ll look like you’re trying to hard.

Well, those are my top dress for success tips for any sex date. Remember that you’re trying to represent yourself well enough for a woman to want to have sex with you. Don’t wear something stupid that makes her think twice. It’s not going to get you anywhere. Instead, dress for success and you’ll have a better chance at getting laid. Now, if you’re having trouble even lining up a date, we have to take a few steps back and make sure your online profile is perfect before we do anything.

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Chicago Bars To Meet Horny Girls And Hookup

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Chicago is a great place to visit. It’s also a great place to drink and meet horny girls. I’ve visited Chicago about a half a dozen times and each time I’ve been lucky enough to hookup with someone. Now, that doesn’t mean that I can guarantee if you go to one of these Chicago bars that you’re going to get laid for sure. But I can attest to the fact that I’ve succeeded 5 of 6 visits to the windy city and all with different girls. I have personally been to each of the differeny bars listed below.

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Getting Laid In Chicago: Bars To Meet and Hookup

Here’s my personal recommended list of spots to basically hang out in hopes of getting laid – this avoids you have to mainstream date. It’s not easy getting laid anywhere these days. But if you go to the right places and use the right hookup apps then you can make it happen a heck of a lot!

The Irish Oak

This is one of my favorite Chicago bars and definitely the best spot to down a Guinness and a nice corned beef sandwich. It sounds like a spot that’s not really known for finding hookups.

I understand that. But just trust me and go to the bar. You especially need to visit this bar during a football game because it’s filled with hot girls that like to hookup.

Some women have even described the bar as being the perfect hookup bar. Just get your butt there and get some. The bar is located at 3511 N. Clark Street and it’s pretty easy to find.

Berlin

Okay, so the Berlin bar is strange. You’ll understand what I’m talking about the second you step foot into the bar. However, it’s the kind of place where there are no rules and finding someone to hookup with is extremely normal.

The Berlin isn’t known for it’s food, but for it’s crazy house music bumping until 4AM six night a week. The Berlin is located at 954 W. Belmont Ave. I got lucky in the bathroom in this bar just before close. I almost got caught too.

Town Hall Pub

If you like being outdoors and enjoy a game of corn hole and a juke box then you probably want to stop by this place.

It’s the type of bar where I would go for a few shots of whiskey and a chance to meet some free spirit college girls.

This bar is located at 3340 N. Halsted St. and it’s a recommended day time spot.

The Long Room

Now, when I first visited this bar, I never thought that this was a hookup place. It’s laid out like a typical neighborhood bar and the kind of place that one would typically visit to listen to music and hang with friends.

However, this tavern does have a vintage photobooth that’s perfect for some first encounter fun. Perhaps that will turn into something more sexual. The tavern is located at 1612 W Irving Park Rd.

Slippery Slope

If you like dancing and a busy bar with lots of hooking up options then you’re going to love the Slippery Slope.

This bar has even won awards for being so great and it’s an online dating favorite. definitely do not go to Chicago without visiting this bar. This is located at 2357 N. Milwaukee Ave.

Mullen’s

I’ve hooked up here before and I think it’s only because I love playing darts and drinking. I visited this bar, took shots with a couple of girls that I met and ended up taking one of them into an empty stall to bang.

It was a night I’ll never forget. If you like darts, then you’re going to enjoy this. Mullen’s is located at 3527 N. Clark Street.

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3 Dating Facts I Learned While Researching

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I normally share mare own thoughts on dating. I decided to take some time last night to actually research a bit and I found three dating facts that you need to know. Don’t worry, these facts are all positive and if you’re an online dating website user then you’ll like what I have to say.

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Three Online Dating Facts To Know

Americans Love Online Dating
According to an article published by Pew Research, online dating is widely accepted by the majority of Americans. In fact, 59% of Americans said that online dating is a good way to meet people. This further solidifies the fact that meeting people using technology with the purpose of hooking up is pretty much normal. If you’re not doing it then you might be the weird one.

25 – 34 Year Olds Like It Most
According to the same survey, 22% of individuals between the ages of 25 and 34 have used an online dating website. Surprisingly, only 10% of individuals between the ages of 18-24 have used a dating site or app at one point in time. I thought that this number would be a lot higher. However, there are a ton of people living today in that age bracket and if you’re looking to meet someone between 18-24 you should still join. There’s no shortage of users, I promise!

People Ask For Profile Help
Here’s another interesting fact, according to a study, about 30% of women have asked for help when creating a dating profile. This is in comparison to 16% of men that ask for help. Now, I didn’t need any help when putting my perfect profile together but you shouldn’t feel awkward if you do. Just ask a friend or read my article on perfect dating profiles.

The Takeaway
Okay, so by now you should finally feel less worried about venturing into the online dating world if you haven’t done it yet. It’s quite common and in the event that you’re looking to get laid, you would be absolutely foolish not to do so. I’ve spent almost 10 years using dating sites and for the most part, it’s been a very enjoyable experience. I say just do it and you’ll never look back!

Reasons To Be Done With Mainstream Matchmaking

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I had someone tell me that they were absolutely done with modern matchmaking or mainstream dating this year. I can’t blame them to be honest. Having given up mainstream matchmaking dating sites like Match, Tinder, and POF.com, I’m a strong advocate for avoiding these mainstream dating sites at all costs. Instead, I’ve opted for using more casual dating sites like Uberhorny. Here are a few reasons why you need to ditch those mainstream matchmaking sites and start casually dating online instead.

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Reasons To Say Bye To Modern Mainstream Dating

Too Many Fragile People

I’m done dealing with too many fragile people today. There are way too many fragile folks on these modern mainstream dating sites. Most of the time, they’re no upside to dating these people online.

Too Much Marriage Talk

I can’t stand all the marriage talk on the mainstream dating sites. It’s like people automatically join, go on a date and think forward to being engaged 6 months later. I’m not trying to get married, especially to someone that forces it like that.

I’m Done Wasting Time

If I had a dollar for every minute I wasted in the past on mainstream dating apps, I’d be rich enough to buy a girl to bang, LOL. There such a time waster, it’s insane.

Too Much ‘Beating Around The Bush’

I can’t stand people that aren’t forthcoming. That means that those that beat around the bush! So many mainstream dating folks avoid questions and just fumble with too many things.

Too Many Games

She sent me a wink, three hearts and one super duper swipe. Fuck that. I’m done with the stupid boring mainstream games that come along with being a user.

I Was Done Not Getting Laid

Most importantly, the reason I called it quits with mainstream matchmaking sites, I was tired of not getting laid. I was done dealing with all the drama that comes with being a member of sites like Tinder and Match, but most importantly, I was done being okay with not getting laid.

My Life Today…

Well, I’ve since switched to more casual dating or hookup dating apps so to speak and it’s changed my life for the better. There’s no more dealing drama, I just get laid now.

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Biggest Day in Online Dating Is Coming Soon!

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Are you prepared this year for the New Year’s madness? I’ve got some facts I want to share with you about the biggest and best time to be a member of an online dating site. It’s probably not the night that you think either. Find out when is the best time of the year to be online looking for a date.

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Data-Driven Online Dating Facts

I recently read an article posted on Vocativ, where the biggest day in online dating was officially determined and it was done so by huge amounts of data.

According to the dating site, PlentyofFish, the Sunday following 2015 New Year’s celebration was their most popular day for new people signing up. How popular? Well, the had signups jump by almost 25% on that day this year versus the lower 15% jump in 2014. Now, I personally think that PlentyofFish sucks as a dating site, but it’s great to have real data to provide facts on dating and I’ll use that to my advantage when trying to get laid. You should probably do the same.

The real question is, why does the jump in signups occur?

Well, that’s a pretty easy question to answer. Every year around the holiday season, people break up with individuals they’re in long-term relationships with. They end up spending the holiday with someone and soon after calling it quits to start fresh. This should come as no surprise to anyone though. A new year is a perfect time to get out there and try something different. For those that haven’t settled down, it’s not worth staying in a relationship. In fact, if you want to get laid, then you better get out there before the Sunday after New Years eve and join a hook up site. In fact, I’d suggest joining today so that you can be well prepared when the time comes. There’s no sense in being one of the hundreds of thousands signing up that day when you can already be out there ready to meet a new hot and horny sex partner!

In fact, I’d suggest joining today so that you can be well prepared when the time comes. There’s no sense in being one of the hundreds of thousands signing up that day when you can already be out there ready to meet a new hot and horny sex partner!

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Dating Ad Goes Viral On The Web

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First off, I should probably mention that this 9 out of 10 times is not a good way to try and attract so I don’t want you to get the wrong idea. But I had to share the dating ad with you, LOL.

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Dating Ad Goes Viral on the Internet

According to Mirror.co.uk, an extremely funny dating ad revealed some details of what seems to be an argument between and man and a Spanish woman. The ad actually has over 700,000 views on one website alone. The creator of the ad posted starts off by saying, “To the sexy Spanish senorita on the No.30 bus.” and then goes further into it saying that he was “insensitive” to her country. Lastly, he offers the woman “tapas or paella or whatever.”

Now, some may not think this is very funny, but since I absolutely love Latina women I got a kick out of it. One point that I want to make clear is that this is not the approach I typically recommend. Since this advert has now gone viral like wildfire, it’s possible that the Latina woman saw the ad and maybe even gave him a chance. Heck, he may have gotten laid all due to this ad. However, that’s not what I recommend you do.

Instead of taking out ridiculously ambiguous ads, I recommend you stick to the proven formula, which means just create an account on a casual dating site and make sure you’re online profile is attractive. Dating profiles are your shot at proving to the world what you have to offer. While a crazy ad sounds really catchy and can even have the chance of going viral, it’s highly unlikely that one will do the same for you. Now that I’m talking dating profiles, I can confidently say that I’ve literally gotten laid dozens of times just because I had an interesting enough profile to make others want to contact me. How do I know this is why they contacted me? Simple, they mentioned it being one of the reasons why they did. With casual dating now more popular than ever, I’m pretty certain if you put some extra effort into creating or updating your profile, you’ll be able to find someone that wants to have sex with you.

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Here’s Why Today Is A Great Day To Start Dating!

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Did you take a break during the holidays? I’m not talking about a break from work. I’m talking about a break from your online dating adventures. If you did, now is the perfect time to start dating again. Here are a few reasons why…

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Start Dating Online Again ASAP, Here’s Why:

New Year’s Resolutions

Some people waste zero time in getting their new year’s resolutions in order. Getting a head start is the name of the game and some folks have vowed to make an effort to hook up with more people today. That means they’re looking for someone.

Heck, maybe even you! The time of the year is perfect for starting from scratch and/or picking up where you left off! People are hungry for hooking up and the new year only exponentially increases things.

People Are Tired of Hearing It

Some people went home for Christmas and for another year they heard family members say, “Why are you still single?” along with other questions they’re sick and tired of answering.

Well, those people are now on a mission to find someone to start a relationship with or maybe just bang on the regular. Why don’t you get some of that?

Valentine’s Day Is Coming

February is right around the corner and you’re more than likely going to want to connect with someone to hook up with before then. Spending another Valentine’s Day without getting laid is not in the cards for you in 2016. Nor is it in the cards for others. So you’ll want to put that extra energy to good use and find someone sooner rather than later.

People Take Breaks Over Holidays

People tend to take breaks during the holidays and that means stepping away from the online dating apps. What usually happens when someone does this is that they’ve found more pep in their step and they’re soon ready to jump back in with insane energy and a positive attitude.

The same that applies for working out also applies to dating. Forget the gym, go exercise your love muscles! Side note, I do love dating girls in shape, so ladies, keep working out!

I’m personally not one to take a break from dating during the holidays, but if you are, then you should take my advice step your game up once again. Just because you struck out a few times in the past doesn’t mean you can’t hit a home run at your next at bat. You’re on deck and it’s time for you to shine!

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Annoying Things That Can Happen During A Date

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If you think annoying things can’t happen on a casual date, then you’re absolutely wrong. Things happen and dates can go sour for certain. While the most annoying thing that can happen on a casual date is not getting laid, but there are certainly other annoying things that can happen as well. Here’s a list of them for you to think about.

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Here’s a List of the Most Annoying Things When Dating

The list is by no means in order although the last one is really the most annoying…

Your Date Is Hot But Has Really Bad Breath

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You’ve done everything you’ve been told to do. You’ve spent time trying to find someone to hookup with. Heck, you’ve even learned how to make girls horny enough to want her to have sex with you. However, things happen that disrupt the flow of it all…Sometimes you meet someone that’s so hot, you just can’t wait to take them home from the date to hook up with them. You start your date and then low and behold, you get close enough to realize the person you’re on a date with has breath like a homeless person that hasn’t brushed their teeth in years. This happens and it’s annoying as fuck. How can you actually get close enough to bang someone if you want to avoid their face? Solution: Deal with it long enough to get them home and only do it in the doggy style position.

They Turn Out To Be A Chatty Kathy

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…Yes, we’ve all been on that date where the person you’re out on the town with just goes above and beyond sharing everything about their life with you. In the event that they choose not to disclose everything about themselves in your short but casual event and they’re not so annoying that you walk out the door now there is something you can do. Do your best to deal with it until you can get them to a hotel or home so you can hookup with them.

Food Is Disgusting

disgusting food I’ve suggested to folks in the past that if they are going on a date and a full meal is to be involved, then I’d suggest that you only go to restaurants that you know are good. However, we all make mistakes and it can be pretty damn annoying when you’re out on a date and the food sucks. Solution: Avoid this annoying nonsense and only go to a place you know is good. It doesn’t have to be super high end. Just enough to make your date want to have wild sex with you.

Forgetting Your Wallet

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Sometimes we run out of money and need to spend less but what’s even more annoying is when you forget your wallet on a date. It makes you look like an ass and you can bet your bottom dollar your date isn’t happy about it. The solution to this, check all your pockets before heading out for the following: wallet, condoms, cash.

Realizing You’re Definitely Not Getting Laid

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Now, the most annoying thing on any casual date is of course the moment that you realize you are without a doubt not getting laid tonight. Now, it’s really annoying if you find this out after spending time putting in the work and steps to get some booty. The solution at that point is to get online and find someone else that wants to have sex right now. Simple as that!

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Best Dating City For Singles? The Study Now Being Revealed!

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If you’re anything like me, you like to date and by date I mean hook up with as many really horny locals in your area. Turns out other people are just as interested in this as me and there’s even a study that reveals the best dating city for singles that want to hook up.

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Atlanta Is The Best Dating City for Romance and Fun

If you’re a fan of the band Outkast then you’re familiar with the infamous ATL. Lots of bowl games take place here, concerts and other awesome events. There also seems to be a lot of singles that reside in the Atlanta area and that’s perhaps why it ranks so high in terms of being a great city for dating. Now, I must warn you that it’s not the number one overall city for dating according to a study done by Wallethub, but it is the number one ranked city for romance and fun.

Now, in my personal opinion, that’s what matters most today in terms of dating someone. In order for any date to be successful, you need to have a few things. Some of which might be, great options for going on a date so you can meet up with someone for a first date, decent economic conditions and local sexy singles. That’s the bulk of it really. Chances are you’re going to find all this and more in the city of Atlanta, GA. Don’t waste anymore time though. You should start using this site if you’re interested in connecting with singles looking to date or just have sex. I want to make one other thing clear here today too. If you’re not living in Atlanta, GA or any of the cities listed in the study. That doesn’t mean that you will not be successful in finding someone to hook up with. There’s plenty of people out there looking to fuck. Trust me.