Okay, so I’m sure you’ve heard some people try and tell you what to do when it comes to sending sext messages. Well, I’m here to set the record straight once and for all. Most people haven’t got a clue what they’re doing when it comes to this stuff. It takes lots of talent and a witty sense of humor. You’ve got to be quick on your feet or you’re bound to blow your chances of reaching peak “sex-cess!” I know, I sound like a tool, but it’s all part of the learning experience. I’m going to share everything that I know about sending sext messages in hopes of improving your sex life.
How To Sext (The Rules To Do It The Way)
I’m going to kick things off here providing a full understanding of proper phone setup. If you’re using an iPhone, then you’ve got to get read of that read receipt for starters. You’ve also got to not start typing until you know what you’re going to say and respond with.
The three bubble iMessage waiting period is enough to ruin the entire conversation if replying takes too long. Here are a few things that you must understand if you’re sending sext messages in hopes of making someone horny enough to wanna smash.
#1 No Faces
The first thing you need to understand is that sext messages never include the use of a face shot. This is way too risky, especially if you’re passing genital shots back and forth. One minute you’re both getting off to each other’s privates, the next their sharing it with their friends and your face is on every social media site known to man. It a permanent thing, so don’t do it!
#2 Keep It In The Now
Sexting is all about “The now” and being in the moment. The second that you start sending photos of you months ago or somewhere else, you’ll totally blown it dude. Successful sext messages require you in the now and nothing more. I’m telling you that if you send that old photo of you last year ina bathing suit on vacation, you’re not going to turn anyone on.
3# Don’t Offer Dick Pics Unless Asked
If you’re getting your johnson hard to send over a nice dick pic and it wasn’t requested, then you’re doing it all wrong. Some girls hate these types of pics and they actually get grossed out about it. The idea of you being able to sext someone give them the ability to use their imagination is all part of the process.
#4 Bad English Isn’t Acceptable
When sexting with someone, be sure to keep things on the decriptive side and use proper English if possible. The short text language is a turn off for most and it can send mixed signals, like you’re not really into them.
#5 Have A Plan
You’ve got to have a plan in place if you want to succesfully sext someone and make them want to have sex with you. Going in blind and initiating a sext message can definitely backfire and have serious repurcussions. Be smart and have a plan.
#6 Use An App
If you want to protect yourself even more, then I suggest you use an app to communicate with them. It’s more secure, not directly tied to you and easier in general. I always suggest that people using this app here if they’re going to try anything at all.
Well, that’s all I’ve got for you in terms of sending the perfect sext message to kick things off. Do it right and you’ll eventually get laid.