If you want to get laid on your Uberhorny date then you best dress for success. Yes, this rule applies not just for a shitty job that you can’t wait to get out of on a daily basis. It also applies to dating and especially first dates. If you want to get lucky and actually score, you can’t do so if you’re dressed like a douchebag or grub. You need to dress the part to play the part. These few basic fashion tips should help you get lucky.

Four ‘Dress For Success’ Tips For Your Sex Date

I’m going to cut to the chase here and get all this out so you can spend time looking for women and setting up your dates instead of wasting time reading this. I’ll keep it short and sweet so pay attention if you want to get lucky on your upcoming dates.

Don’t Underdress

It is always better to overdress than show up underdressed. If you’re trying to hook up and you show up in some shitty old jeans and a ripped tee shirt, I can guarantee you’re not getting laid. Now, on the other hand, if you look like you actually care about your body and you dress sharp for your date, you’ll be taken more seriously and there’s a good chance that will be a turn-on for her.

Wear a Timepiece

There are a few things that women notice on a guy. One of those things is your watch. If you’re not wearing a watch, it’s not the end of the world. However, if you have a nice watch I’d recommend that you put it on before you leave the house. It shows a woman that you’ve got some class and that you’re not afraid to spend your money on nice things. She should expect to get something nice too, like your D inside her. LOL

Easy on the Cologne

Okay, this one is serious. If you spell like you took a bath in your Drakkar before you walk out the door, you better turn the fuck around and take a shower. That’s the last thing any new woman wants, a headache from the fumes of your shitty cologne. Use it sparingly and you’ll have better luck.

 Forget The Tie

If you’re going on a date with a woman and you’re going out for dinner and drinks, unless it’s a really fancy place, leave your tie at home. If it’s the Grammy’s or Oscars then you can wear a tie. Other than that, forget about it. You’ll look like you’re trying to hard.

Well, those are my top dress for success tips for any sex date. Remember that you’re trying to represent yourself well enough for a woman to want to have sex with you. Don’t wear something stupid that makes her think twice. It’s not going to get you anywhere. Instead, dress for success and you’ll have a better chance at getting laid. Now, if you’re having trouble even lining up a date, we have to take a few steps back and make sure your online profile is perfect before we do anything.