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I’m a huge fan of putting in the work upfront. That means I put in work to slide in the DM on the regular. It’s just part of my strategy and I think you’ll agree with me when I say it’s become a necessity of dating today. Much like standard dating, making a good first impression is crucial when you are dating on the internet. If you are approaching a pretty girl on an online dating site, she probably has tons of guys messaging her as well. It’s important that you stand out from the rest, but it’s also important that you approach her in a way that is genuine and not an act because she will eventually see through it. Here are some samples of direct message openers to make a good first impression, no matter what kind of guy you are.

If you are approaching a pretty girl on an online dating site, she probably has tons of guys messaging her as well. It’s important that you stand out from the rest, but it’s also important that you approach her in a way that is genuine and not an act. If not, she will eventually see through it all. That means putting forth the effort to DM girls in a genuine manner. Good thing for you, I’ve got just the tips for you! Here are some samples of direct message openers to make a good first impression, no matter what kind of guy you are.

Slide In The DM With These Messaging Tips

Here are some samples of direct message openers to make a good first impression, no matter what kind of guy you are.

Show You’re A Sensitive Guy

Girls like sensitive guys, so try these lines out for size…

You are the most interesting and stunning girl I’ve seen online in a while. I hope you don’t mind that I tell you that.
Sometimes I feel so deeply for all the sadness in the world that I just want to go on a hugging tour. Can I start with you?

Go From Zero To Flirt (One Message)

Flirt your way into her panties. I’ve been doing this for years and it works like a charm! Every day I’m flirting, simple as that.

I won’t say anything cheesy like telling you how beautiful you are. Never mind, I just did.
You can seduce me if you like, but I can tell you now it’s not necessary. I’m hooked.

Show Confidence

So, where are we going to go on our first date? I know this great little restaurant downtown and we can go dancing after.
I’m sure you were about to message me, so I decided to beat you to it. What’s up?

But Be Humble

I don’t know what I did to deserve to come across you, but I’m not going to question it. Let’s talk.
You’re way too hot for me, but I decided to write you anyway. What’s up?

Show That You’re Interested In Politics

Some people lean to either the right or the left, but I think both parties have a lot to apologize for. What do you think?
Our government has become a circus. I’m tired of everyone fighting. Let’s enjoy each other’s company and forget all about it for a while.

Deep Thoughts

Have you ever wondered what would happen if we could unlock even 1% more of our brain capacity?
Are we alone in this universe or is there life in other galaxies? Let’s get together and talk about it.

Current Events Knowledge

Did you see the latest developments in Canada? I don’t think they’re too keen on handing out visas to all these Americans who suddenly want move there.
Why are so many people freaking out about who goes to the bathroom where? Unisex bathrooms have been a thing for years.

Show You’re A Masculine Man

I’ll be honest with you, I watch sports, lift weights, and drink beer. I thought you should know before we go out.
I don’t usually talk about my feelings, but I’m willing to make an exception for you.

Show You Have Coin

Would you like to meet me at the Radiohead concert tonight? I can have a car pick you up.
I was going to ask if you wanted to go out on my new boat, but I think we better get to know each other first.

Now, those are all examples of things you can DM girls if you want to eventually hook up with them or connect virtually at a minimum. Any questions, fire away!

I have had so much success with online dating, and it all starts with chatting with her first and building up to that first date. It doesn’t need to be an intimidating task, just be yourself and have fun with her. Follow these simple tips and you’ll be past the “online” part of dating and taking her out on a real date and seeing where things go. Keep in mind that I’ve successfully hooked up with over 50+ ladies using this website and it’s a combination of my perseverance as well as my charm that makes it easy to meet girls for sex. Without wasting any precious time, let me get right into things here…

How To Talk To Ladies Online

Here’s How To Talk To Ladies On The Web That You Want To Smash

Make no mistake about it, I’ve smashed more girls than Paul D and The Situation combined. I get mine and I’m sure you’ll appreciate the fact that I’m sharing my knowledge. Take a peek below for the real deal Holyfield when it comes to chatting it up with the ladies online.

The first thing to remember is that it is OK to push the envelope. If you are boring and dull, she won’t remember you. She is probably talking to many guys – men far outnumber women online, so they can choose to be selective and still get a lot of messages – so you need to make yourself memorable. Keep it light-hearted, but it’s OK to be playful and tease her a bit. Keep it all in good taste, of course. If you are saying something that may be taken the wrong way, go ahead and use an emoticon at the end and let her know that you’re just joking around.

If you build up the playful, witty, joking side of you, you will find out if she has the same kind of personality and enjoys the flirtatious back and forth banter. Also, by being light-hearted with everything, if you do perhaps mistakenly say something that is a little out of bounds for her, she’ll be more likely to just tell you to ease up as opposed to just ending the conversation entirely.

Another thing to remember is to not spend too much time talking about yourself, giving her your whole life story. She doesn’t care to hear about these things right now, other than the basic details, and will just confuse them with other guys she is talking to. Save that kind of stuff for when you meet in person when you know she really does have an interest in getting to know you. Under no circumstances are you allowed to tell her how big your package is or how many girls you’ve smashed over the course of many years. That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

Lastly, don’t hesitate to ask her out on a date. I don’t mean within the first hour or first day talking to her, but if after a few days of continuous back and forth you haven’t asked her out, she’s going to wonder if you have the balls to ever do it. Develop a good rapport with her, see that she’s interested in the conversation, and ask if she’d like to take it to the next level and meet in person. Assuming she says yes to meeting in person, I want you to take things to the next level and get ready for some hookup fun. By that, I mean that you’ve gotta be ready to have sex on your date. After all, these ladies want dick pretty badly, they just aren’t going to come out and say it.