I’ve got a few rules that I live and die by when it comes to taking on a new adult friend. While many of them out there don’t like my lifestyle, I’ve got some rules if you want to be friends with me.

In other words, I only hang with a few people and those that I do hang with need to abide by my rules. Sounds childish, I know but I promise it’s not at all. Instead, it just ups my chances of getting laid in a serious way. Here are the rules that I follow and I guess “live by” in a way when it comes to life in general.

My Personal Adult Friend Rules To Live By

Here are the rules that you should consider assuming that you’re going to live my way. I know that not everyone is like me and I’m not telling you that you should change if these rules don’t sound appealing to you. It’s just how I do things and for the reasons laid out below.

Don’t Drunk Dial (Especially Ex’s) – Rule 1

My first rule when it comes to any adult friend is that I will not drunk dial them. If I find myself getting that sloshed, then I tuck my phone away. The only way that I’ll ever communicate with anyone drunk is via a sex dating network. The reason I do that is to prevent any slip-ups from occurring. I don’t need to be hitting up a long time ex or anything of that nature. Doing that will make me look like a total asshole.

Friends Must Be Hot – Rule 2

I only want to be friends with you if you’re hot. Assuming that you’re attractive then that’s a good start. Now, the same goes for same-sex adult friends. I don’t like to hang around with dudes that chicks don’t think are good looking. Doing so only brings me down a notch and it certainly doesn’t help me get laid any quicker.

Adult Friends Must Be Single – Rule 3

I am not trying to meet up with someone new that’s tied down. Uh oh, no way! I know where that leads to and typically it’s just me being the third wheel or being set up with some desperate ugly friend that needs a date. I don’t need a pity party or date, not when I have my favorite dating app.

No Cute Emoji Messaging – Rule 4

If we’re going to be bang buddies, then lets bang and keep it strictly at banging. I don’t need you sending me any heart emojis or anything of that nature. Honestly, if I could completely disable emojis entirely I would. In my world, adult friends hookup, they don’t send cute and cuddly emojis to one another.

Be Open To Booty Calls – Rule 5

While I don’t drunk dial, I will place the occasional Netflix and chill booty call at times. When this happens, I expect the person to be DTF assuming they don’t have too much going on. In the event that I place three booty calls and get passed up, our “adult friendship” is over. Sure we can be friends but we will not be banging anytime soon.

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a new adult friend to connect with, then you should think about using a casual sex network. That’s the best way to make things happen and connect with new friends.