Admin

Shower Sex Isn’t as Hot as It Sounds

Standard

We’ve all fantasized or have had shower sex in our lifetime. Many of us bang girls in the shower, right? Am I alone here on this one? There are so many things about having sex in the shower that seem appealing. I’m talking a laundry list of things that make this super appealing and I’m sure you can think of just as many reasons of not more than me. The water and the soap make your bodies warm, wet and slippery. You are both already nude with easy access to each other’s erogenous zones. All this might be well and good, but there are some disadvantages that many fail to realize until they are trying to have the shower sex that they assumed would be so hot. It’s not as hot as it sounds and some girls don’t even get horny in the shower due to it being such a fuck show.

shower sex isnt hot

Credit: Loryn Bryantz

Reasons Shower Sex Isn’t What It’s Cracked Up To Be

I personally never ask my booty calls to head to the shower with me. Instead, I prefer to fuck them on my bed and tell them to GTFO here! First of all, unless you are a rich man with a bathroom built for a king, there is not much room to move around in the shower. Things get very awkward very quickly when you realize that you can’t get in there like you want to. Plus, the shower stream can only cover so much area. One of you is always getting drenched by the water while the other one is standing away from the water and often get a bit of a chill.

It’s also kind of dangerous to have sex in the shower if you think about it. You would think that it would be hot that both of you are all wet and slippery, but your bodies aren’t the only thing that’s slippery. You could slip and fall if you get thrown off balance during sex and that is easy to do when both of you are trying to move around in a confined space and keep your footing.

When having sex, switching into different positions can elevate the arousal of both of you. This is another thing that is limited when it comes to having sex in the shower. Both of you are standing, so it’s going to take some improvisation to get your holes to line up. She either needs to put her leg up on something or you have to try to get in a position where she can get on top which is almost impossible unless you lie down on the floor of the shower. Getting into these positions could get very dangerous and both of you could end up on the bathroom floor with your heads busted open. That’s no fun.

I’m not saying that shower sex is impossible or even that it’s not possible to have good sex in the shower unless you live in a mansion with a kick ass bathroom. It can get pretty awkward and even dangerous so use caution and realize it’s going to take some skills to do it right.

In the event that you have the right bathroom setup at your house or if you rented a hotel room and the skills to be able to maneuver and perform in the shower without killing yourself then, by all means, get online, meet someone and fuck that girl in your shower until she screams or squirts all over the place! Of course, you won’t know the difference, you’ll already be soaking wet. Hahahah!

Admin

Why Hotel Sex Is The Best Sex

Standard

I thoroughly enjoy having hotel sex and I’m sure that you do too if you know what I’m referring to. I don’t care if it’s with a local college girl or some mature horny milf that I met at the gym. It’s incredible almost ever single time. I love renting a hotel suite and just going to town on some anxious dripping wet woman. There are plenty of reasons why I bring girls I meet online to hotels more so than my house. It’s because hotels are awesome for having sex.

hotel sex

Six Reasons Hotel Sex Is Awesome

Here are a few reasons why hotel sex is awesome. Make no mistake, these aren’t the only reasons but some of those that I just thought of off the top of my head.

Foreplay In The Elevator
Having foreplay in an elevator is thrilling. It’s one of those things that you can’t miss out on if you are staying in a nice hotel. I never waste an opportunity to try and hook up in an elevator with a horny girl that I just connected with. It’s risky but the sexual rush is awesome and it’s a perfect primer for the hotel room.

50/50 Zone
Having hotel sex with someone means that neither of you really are in one or the others zone. It’s 50/50 or what I consider neutral and that makes things less stressful for both parties. You don’t want someone snooping around your house to find things that turn them off right? Of course not! They won’t be found in a hotel room!

Soundproof Walls
Let me tell you something, your house or apartment are not soundproof. The luxury hotel down the street is soundproof and allows you or your sex partner to moan and scream all you want. Basically, you can pound that horny girl you just had drinks with in the hotel lobby without having your neighbors ask you questions about the tornado in your apartment the next day.

Big Clean Bed
Hotel sex comes with the perk of walking into a big clean freshly made bed. There something that is comforting about hooking up in a bed with clean sheets that are tightly made. It doesn’t make for any mishaps that sheets flying everywhere can cause. Not to mention that it makes you look clean as fuck.

Awesome Shower And Bathroom
If you rented a nice room at a great hotel then chances are you have access to a very nice shower and bathroom. I’m not saying that you have to use it but you both might as well right! Fuck her in the shower and then again on the bed.

No Clean Up
When having sex in a hotel, all you have to do is through out the condom and walk out the door. Nothing else needs to be done. The maid will take care of the rest. How fucking awesome is that!

Those are a few reasons why are enjoy hotel sex and I’m pretty confident that you feel the same exact way. Hotel sex is different. It is exciting. It adventurous. It is something you should be proud of being able to partake in!