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How To Sext Your Way To Sexcess

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Okay, so I’m sure you’ve heard some people try and tell you what to do when it comes to sending sext messages. Well, I’m here to set the record straight once and for all. Most people haven’t got a clue what they’re doing when it comes to this stuff. It takes lots of talent and a witty sense of humor. You’ve got to be quick on your feet or you’re bound to blow your chances of reaching peak “sex-cess!” I know, I sound like a tool, but it’s all part of the learning experience. I’m going to share everything that I know about sending sext messages in hopes of improving your sex life.

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How To Sext (The Rules To Do It The Way)

I’m going to kick things off here providing a full understanding of proper phone setup. If you’re using an iPhone, then you’ve got to get read of that read receipt for starters. You’ve also got to not start typing until you know what you’re going to say and respond with.

The three bubble iMessage waiting period is enough to ruin the entire conversation if replying takes too long. Here are a few things that you must understand if you’re sending sext messages in hopes of making someone horny enough to wanna smash.

#1 No Faces

The first thing you need to understand is that sext messages never include the use of a face shot. This is way too risky, especially if you’re passing genital shots back and forth. One minute you’re both getting off to each other’s privates, the next their sharing it with their friends and your face is on every social media site known to man. It a permanent thing, so don’t do it!

#2 Keep It In The Now

Sexting is all about “The now” and being in the moment. The second that you start sending photos of you months ago or somewhere else, you’ll totally blown it dude. Successful sext messages require you in the now and nothing more. I’m telling you that if you send that old photo of you last year ina bathing suit on vacation, you’re not going to turn anyone on.

3# Don’t Offer Dick Pics Unless Asked

If you’re getting your johnson hard to send over a nice dick pic and it wasn’t requested, then you’re doing it all wrong. Some girls hate these types of pics and they actually get grossed out about it. The idea of you being able to sext someone give them the ability to use their imagination is all part of the process.

#4 Bad English Isn’t Acceptable

When sexting with someone, be sure to keep things on the decriptive side and use proper English if possible. The short text language is a turn off for most and it can send mixed signals, like you’re not really into them.

#5 Have A Plan

You’ve got to have a plan in place if you want to succesfully sext someone and make them want to have sex with you. Going in blind and initiating a sext message can definitely backfire and have serious repurcussions. Be smart and have a plan.

#6 Use An App

If you want to protect yourself even more, then I suggest you use an app to communicate with them. It’s more secure, not directly tied to you and easier in general. I always suggest that people using this app here if they’re going to try anything at all.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you in terms of sending the perfect sext message to kick things off. Do it right and you’ll eventually get laid.

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What Text Messages Mean (Everything You Must Know)

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We all get text messages, but when you get one and don’t know what it means, that’s when you’re in big trouble. Almost everyone in modern society has a mobile phone that keeps them connected with family and friends, but we surprisingly don’t make calls as our main form of communication. Lots of people simply prefer to text others. Some like to send dirty texts while others like to send nude photos even!

Sorry to get excited there, but this can be convenient when contacting someone who is not available. You can just send them a text and they get back to you when they are free. The problem with texts is that they are often misunderstood. Most often, it’s because you can’t see someone’s facial expressions and the nuances of conversation.

What Text Messages Mean From Girls

Some are well aware of the ambiguity of text and use it to be cryptic so they won’t have to come out and say what they really mean. This may come as a shocker but guess what, girls do this A LOT. They give short responses, and you are left wondering what the true meaning is. Well, wonder no more. I have put together a series of texts you might see from a girl and I will tell you what each one really means.

Text Messages And What They Really Mean In Context

Here are some of the simple text messages that you likely get from women over the course of the day or week. Take note, because not knowing them can really screw things up, including your dating life and hookup chances.

“I’ll be there soon. I hit some traffic.” – This probably means that she’s still in front of the mirror fixing her make-up and hair. She’s probably half way through her third hairstyle. Hopefully, you’re waiting at a restaurant that has a bar. Get a drink at the bar and nurse it. Soon means at least 45 minutes.

“Are you awake?” – This is almost always a good sign and you should prepare for some steamy late night sex. Worst case scenario; she wants to talk to you about her problems. Either way, it could turn into a sexual situation if you play your cards right.

She sends a selfie – If she only sends you a picture of herself, that’s a good sign. It means she wants to get your attention and she wants you to think about her. The sexier the selfie, the more likely you are to be on the right track. Make sure it’s not fake before replying. Send her one back, just don’t out-sexy her.

Suggestive emojis – This can be good or bad. She could just be goofing around or this could possibly be a sign of immaturity and this is the only way she can express her sexuality.

“Hi” – This is particularly annoying whether it’s her opening message or a response. At best, it’s not a very interesting text. If it’s a response to your text; she’s showing a clear lack of interest.

“????” – Unless you’re deliberately trying to ignore her; this text means that she’s impatient. If this text is a direct follow-up to one she just sent 5 minutes ago, it’s a sign that she’s not very mature or self-assured.

“Who is she?” – This text is not good, no matter how you look at it. If you’ve been a bad boy, this means you’re caught. If you’re with a girl that’s neurotic and jealous, this means that she’s been stalking your social media and she’s mad because you hit on a female friend’s photo. Never a good situation and thankfully only one that you need to deal with if you’re in a serious relationship. This problem rarely happens on Uberhorny.com.

No response – There is always a possibility that no response is a very bad sign. Don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Give her a few minutes. She might legitimately be away from her phone.